theremina:

In this outtake for a Paul Masson commercial, a world-weary (but still majestic) Orson Welles utters “maaahaaaa” with the baleful poignancy of one who has been trolled to tears (and liver failure).

youtu.be/VFevH5vP32s?t=53s

It hurts my heart, and it makes me laugh. But I would never laugh AT Orson Welles. No. I’m laughing with him. Because I know that feel, good sir. I know that feel.

So I’m keeping “maaahaaaa” queued up as my arbitrary mp3 response to anyone being a raging hemorrhoid on the internet. Honestly, what more need ever be said to some bored, trolling fucksack who’s forgotten how to behave like a decent human being?

Remember, friends. Orson Welles was a genius. Yet he, too, suffered fools. Suffered terribly.

Never forget it. Honor him. Invoke “maaahaaaa” whenever necessary.

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theaudacityofswope:

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

just. fucking. imagine. you’ve got that pup running to meet you, and you’re wearing awesome Star Wars jammers.

can i buy this Oculus Rift simulation?

ok, in addition to the darth vadar name tag, THAT DOG’S HARNESS IS A CHEWIE COSTUME.

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

just. fucking. imagine. you’ve got that pup running to meet you, and you’re wearing awesome Star Wars jammers.

can i buy this Oculus Rift simulation?

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awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

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i see you, illuminati

i see you, illuminati

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jinxy7:

Schiaperelli evening gloves 1936

jinxy7:

Schiaperelli evening gloves 1936

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Anonymous said: What kind of animagus would you be?

moresongsaboutbuildings:

face-down-asgard-up:

motherfucking lammergeier/bearded vulture

majestic as fuck vulture that eats BONES

All the vultures in the house say whut

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THE G TRAIN, NERMAL 

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goals

goals

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